you know you’re in laura’s world when…

…you get high on quat san and chlorine

…your friends routinely wonder what you will be like drunk

…your friends’ mottos can be summed up in “destroying the weak and unsuspecting” and yours is “smile a lot, laugh more”

…your RA has a manly pink coat

…your roommate is considered a menace to society

…your idea of fun is buffudling engineers with earth shattering questions like, “if you could paint an elephant any color what would you paint it?”

…your roommate puts you on the same level as clowns: seriously frighteningly happy, but you do have a suicide spot picked out

…the technology you don’t understand (cars and computers) and own have names

…gremlins are highly attracted to your computer

…spelling is optional and an expression of creativity

…your room is also known as “the sauna”

…hobbit hair is a joyous event for you, others just think you are having a bad hair day

…incompetence and ineffectiveness are cardinal sins

…squirrels will one day be banned from earth because they attack people and suck out their brains

…you watch chick flicks just because you can turn off your brain

…you go to breakfast for the hot chocolate

…you compulsively chew gum and clean your room

…you cant sleep without your pink hippo cuz you love the smell of it

…a lifetime of travel with your multi-billionaire husband is not just a dream… its your career goal

…your eight o’clock Spanish teacher thinks you have a negative attitude… but its really just eight o’clock Spanish

…falling up stairs… falling down stairs… its all in a days work

…you cant live without the stalkers guide to campus… not because you look up all the hott guys, but because you cant remember the names of all the people you meet

…sleeping is impossible if you have less than three pillows

…your roommate is an insomniac that sleeps during daylight hours

…when “beware of attack squirrel” hangs above your door

…you are voted “most likely to hear voices in their head” by one of your RAs

…you in fact do hear voices in your head

…singing, science, and spelling all fall into the same category: closer is better

…begging rides is another art form

…you’d rather live in the guys’ dorm… not because of the guys… but because the guys don’t cry

…drama at your dorm includes guns and shattered glass

…food taunts you in your dreams, you wake up and eat--what is that again?

…you have a skating rink in your alley (and its YOUR alley)

…alleyway in the dark?  no problem!

…but your mom makes you walk home in the dark with all those cute guys…

…you get “vibes”

…your friends love tea, music, and dogs… to all of which you are indifferent at best

...your roommate has informed you that it is not proper to kiss your plant

…it takes you ten tries to open your door (equivalent to three minutes)

…why not? is the question you live by

…you’re such a spaz that the same personality test gives you ten different results

…when someone says “laura” six people turn around… not you

…life is a series of small stories… thats why breaking your leg was so much fun… great stories

…you always remember what you are supposed to be doing ten minutes (and a ten minute walk) late

…your friends say they’ll visit you but never do (hint hint hint)

…you’re going to college for… oh yeah, you don’t know yet

…you’re majoring in indecisiveness

…you find people laughing at you, not with you

…you enjoy entertaining and being entertained… and your bf better be fun

…have no love life… not much of a real life either

…your alarm scares you

…you’ve made a sub or served pasta to everyone on campus at least once

…you’ve been talking to three other lauras at once

…you miss coloring

…you hate wearing your watch, but you have a type A personality

…you have a type A personality and are highly unambitous

…you’ve spent way too long writing this

ha ha ha, great entry laura. I'm sorry I haven't been able to visit you, Fred really has me tied down here. Now that I don't have classes he's got me working 39 hour weeks while he goes on a 10 day vacation. But I'm really gonna try to get a Saturday off in mid or late March.

sounds great!!!!

Well, you certainly have your own little world. I'm just glad you realize it and enjoy it! Very funny entry, I enjoyed reading it.

lol...yeah,that's defineately laura's world!!!! oh yeah, about coming to visit...ha ha ha...don't worry!

Yes...about visiting, ha ha ha, don't worry, Laura the extrovert.
...when the slightest noise scares you to pieces
...when you growl a lot
...when in the morning all you can do is grunt and look like you are about to kill someone
...when you are a miricale for falling UP the stairs
...when you skip and whistle off tune, then on tune, then off...
...when you make a super long list titled, `you know you're in Laura's world when...`

...when you're on crutches twice in the last two years of highschool
...when you immensely enjoy eating PondScum
...when you can't keep something as simple to care for as a fish alive
...when you have friends that actually add to your already too long lists!

LOL --I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! yes mornings... ahem ahem... and crutches... and fish *sniff sniff* ok so im a mess. lol. see ya folks soon!!! one more week of classes i think...